(Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
VERSE:
As I walk through the ghetto where I smoke
my weed, I took a look at my day & realize
I’m so un-motivated! & I've been sniffin' & injectin'
so long that even my niggas think that my mind
is gone! But I ain't never passed a popo that
could understand me! Maybe busted punk, you
know that's unheard of! I better watch
how much tokin' & where I'm smokin' or me &
my holmies may be sent to da pen! I really
like to get high so I go smoke! As I
do I see myself doin’ nuttin, fool! I'm
the kinda tweeker the little druggies wanna be!
Like on my bed in the night injectin' drugs in
the street light!
CHORUS:
Been smokin' all my dope in a doper's paradise!
Been smokin' too much crack in a doper's paradise!
Been droppin' all my acid in a doper's paradise!
Been poppin' all dem pills in a doper's paradise!
VERSE:
Look at all da weed I got from drug deals!
I could live a stoner's life!! I was raised by
the stoners so I gotta smoke joints with
the stoned team! Too much LSD! Watch me, got
me chasin' nothing! I'm a stoned out fool with
the drugs on my mind! Got the blunt in my
hand & put it in my mouth! I'm a high up
stoner trippin on acid & my buddies are stoned
so don't arrest my friends too, popos! Get
stoned, nothin' but a dope beat away! I'm
livin' life through a joint what can I say?
I'm 69 now, but will I live to see a 187? How
much that I smoke I don't know!
BRIDGE:
Tell me why are we so stoned to see that
the joints we smoke are really acid?
CHORUS
VERSE:
Rob people for money, money to the dealer,
joint after joint, acid after acid, so I'm always
stoned high so I can see what's goin' on in this
world! But I know I'm trippin'! They say I
gotta quit, but why should I? If they want
me to quit they'll never reach me! I just
smoked dope, I just took acit, I just got
stoned that's why I know my life is real
luck, fool!
CHORUS
BRIDGE TWICE
