(1)It says Elvis is alive
when he died in 1977!
It says a body that died
with the titanic was found
the way she was when she died!
It says an alien corpse
was found by some astronauts!
It says the world will
be destroyed in 1998!
Yeah right!
(Chorus:)It's the weekly world news!
What a bunch of shit!
It's the weekly world news!
What a bunch of shit!
It's the weekly world news!
What a bunch of shit!
(2)JFK was found alive!
Yeah right!
Nicole's grave is empty!
Yeah right!
Woman gives birth to 50 kids at once!
Yeah right!
Satan seen in clouds!
Yeah right!
(Chorus)
(3)Who believes this shit?
Not me!
Who believes this shit?
the people who don't laugh!
Who believes this shit?
The person reading this!
Who believes this shit?
The person listening to this song!
Who believes this shit?
Obviously you!
Who believes this shit?
Whoever pays for this shit!
Who believes this shit?
I don't give a fuck!
Who believes this shit?
You do, you do, you do, you do, you do,
you do, you do, you do, you do, you do!
Who believes this shit?
Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me,
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!
(Chorus)
What a bunch of shitty ass,
mother fuckin', sons of bitchin',
cock suckin', god-damnin', goin' to
hellin', fuckin' pussy assin', shit!
