Rejected

I'm ignored
I'm an outcast

How do you feel if you're always last?
How do you feel if all your peers pick on you?
How do you feel if the girls aren't interested in you?
How do you feel if your whole life was trash because of the assholes you dealt with in the past?

Me, I always feel rejected
And I hate it
Me, I always feel rejected
And I don't like it
Me, I always feel rejected
And it makes me feel worthless
Me, I always feel rejected
And it makes me feel like trash and scum
Me, I always feel rejected
And it makes me feel depressed!

I have to deal with assholes all the time, and I don't like it
A girl I like isn't interested in me, I hate to hear that it makes me feel worse
People I want to hang out with me don't want to, do I really want to hang out with them?
People are always throwing parties but never invite me, what's up with that?
I can't stand anybody, why should I, they can't stand me
I'm a member of the outcast, and why, because they made me be
Why can't they just leave me be and start to like me?

Why can't any girl ever be interested in me?
What is wrong with me?
Where did I go wrong in life?
Why can't anyone like me for who I am and not for what I got?
I mean, I'm not a trouble maker I'm a good guy
Why can't they ever see that?
I'm always rejected and I'm getting sick of it!

Me, I always feel rejected
And I hate it
Me, I always feel rejected
And I don't like it
Me, I always feel rejected
And it makes me feel worthless
Me, I always feel rejected
And it makes me feel like trash and scum
Me, I always feel rejected
And it makes me feel depressed!

I FEEL SO LONELY, I FEEL SO DEPRESSED

 

I feel so lonely!
I feel so depressed!
Nobody wants me around,
yes that's how I feel!
It f*****g sucks!
I feel so lonely!
I feel so depressed!
Got to get away from here!
I feel so damn ignored!
Nobody'd talk to me!
I feel so depressed!
I feel so lonely!
I feel so lonely!
I feel so depressed!
Got to get away from here!
I wish I were as free as a bird
because it's the next best
thing to be!
Whatever happened to the life
that I once knew?
I wish I could fly away!
Gotta get away from here!
Feel so lonely!
Feel so depressed!

JUST TO KEEP THE PEACE

 

There've been a lot of wars
that our country went to,
just to keep the peace!
A lot of people died in these wars
just to keep the peace!
Now I don't think there should be wars,
I think there should be treaties!
Because we need the peace!

(Chorus:)
Peace!
No need for wars
just to keep the peace!
Peace!
No need to fight
because we need the peace!
Peace!
Just to keep the peace!
Peace,
because we need the peace!

There's been a lot of guns
that have shot nice people!
So we need the peace!
A lot of nice people died from those guns!
We should keep the peace!
Now I don't think there should be guns!
I think there should be nice clubs
because we need the peace!

(Chorus)

(rap:)
Yo, man, I hope yoe listenin',
because peace,
you know we need it!
Not to go be a thief, but to be really
free,
'cuz you don't wanna
pay a fee to heaven
right about now,
unless you wanna give people frowns
and let 'em be down!
You should read "War And Peace"
'cuz it's not for my feet,
it's for you to read,
so we can be freed,
and that's my rap, and it ain't crap!
So peace,
I'm outta here!
Have a feast after you started peace!

(Chorus)

I’m A Gamblin’ Man

 

I like to play poker and
I like to play black jack and
I like to play roulette, man!
I'm a gamblin' man!
I like to play craps,
I like to bet on races,
I like to play 5 card stud, man!
I'm a gamblin' man!

(Bridge:)
I'm a gamblin' man
so I live in Las Vegas,
and Atlantic City!
I'm a gamblin' man,
so I gamble everyday!
I'm a gamblin' man,
so I gamble every night!

I live in Nevada and
I live in New Jersey and
I like to win money, man!
I'm a gamblin' man!
I like to lose cash,
I like to win more cash,
I like to play slot machines, man!
I'm a gamblin' man!

(Bridge)

Prostitutes (parody of “Waterfalls” by TLC)

 

(1)Your girlfriend's goin' out for the night
so you think it's fun to pick up on someone!
If at anytime you do this she'll be
leaving your side!
'Cuz you don't realize that it hurts her so much!
But all the yellin' just ain't helping at all!
'Cuz you can't seem to stop
pickin' up on someone
so you go out and find people on the street
to give money to the fastest way you know how!
Another person getting AIDS!

(Chorus:)Don't go chasing prostitutes!
Please stick to the girlfriends
that you're used to!
I know that you're gonna have it
your way or nothing at all,
but I know you'll get AIDS if you do!

(2)Hugh Grant has a natural obsession
for prostitutes but he just can't see!
That lady gave him lovin' that his body
could handle
but all he could say is, baby, there's a
cop out there!
And next thing he knows, he's put in jail!
Then he doesn't recognize what he did!!
His career is fading & he doesn't know why
11 letters gave him another film,
y'all don't hear me!

(Chorus)

(Spoken:)(M:)Hey, baby, how's it goin'?
(W:)Good.  I'm so horny for you!
(M:)I'm horny for you too!
(W:)Will you take me home with you?
(M:)Sure thing!  Get in my nice car!
(W:)That'll be $100 the 1st hour!
(M:)Fine with me!

(Chorus)

OLD FORD PINTO

 

(1)
I've got an Old Ford Pinto that's painted in gold.
I've got an Old Ford Pinto because I'm poor!
It's the crummiest car so it can't go far.

(Bridge1:)
I kicked it the other day and I have to say
"The bumper came off, yes it just popped off!
the bumper came off, yes it just popped off!
the bumper came off, yes it just fell off!"

(2)
I've got an Old Ford Pinto because it's all I could afford!
I've got an Old Ford Pinto because I'm poor!
It's the crappiest car, so it can't drive far!
I kicked it the other day
and I have to say,

(Bridge2:)
"The wheel came off, yes it was a bad deal!
The wheel came off, yes it just fell off!"

(3)
I trashed that Old Ford Pinto and I bought a Chevy S10,
and it runs pretty good, just look under the hood
if you could, but I think you should.
and I know you would.
That truck didn't cost a buck, in fact it cost 16000,
in fact it weighs 3 tons, man!
I kicked it the other day, and I have to say,
"Nothing came off!  Yes it's the best truck!
Nothing came off!  Yes it's a good truck!"
Ford Pinto's suck!  Yes they do!
You're a fool if you buy one!
I kicked it, oh yes it fell apart!
Oh yeah, I kicked it, it came apart!